haphazard enthusiasm

comedynerdsunited:

Cupid has a message for all the lonely, pathetic souls out there. Put down you goddamn cell phones!

collegehumor:

I get base pay plus commission, which is bacon.

collegehumor:

I get base pay plus commission, which is bacon.

tastefullyoffensive:

[calmblueoceans]

tastefullyoffensive:

Real Life Role Models as Disney Princesses by David Trumble [via]

Previously: If Disney Princesses Had Normal-Size Eyes

butterflygrace:

and so it begins!  christmas posts everywhere. :)

butterflygrace:

and so it begins!  christmas posts everywhere. :)

Easier said than done but a good reminder

Easier said than done but a good reminder